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27 May 2009 5 Comments

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  • Susan Fulton said:

    I once worked at a small bookkeeping and accounting firm in a medium sized town in the upper midwest. Typically, Christmas parties were modest affairs, usually potluck. However, one year (late 90’s) we did really well and the owners decided to celebrate.

    The party was held a local hotel known for its food. Just before noon on the day of the party, one of the owners announced that the office would be closing early and we would regroup in the hotel’s conference room. Rooms were reserved for us at the hotel for the evening.

    The food was as good as we had been told and there was wine and mixed drinks from a hosted bar. I received a $400 bonus as a gift and the office manager was given a $1000 gift certificate at a local furniture store. Everyone got something, including the part time assistants.

    Unfortunately, within 3 years the business was sold to a corporation and the office environment declined rapidly after that. I left soon after.

  • dont care george said:

    so.

  • whodats said:

    sounds like a killer party. did you fuck one of your co-workers that night or something?

  • huh? said:

    wow. i am pissed i wasted 20 seconds to read this. it was like the first time a girl gave me head — did a great job until she suddenly realized she “cant do this” and left me there with blue balls.

  • KrisBelucci said:

    Great post! Just wanted to let you know you have a new subscriber- me!

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