Private Tutor – Someone who farts in private.
Pokemon– A Jamaican proctologist.
Rectum – What women do to all the cars they drive.
Dilate – To show up late for your own funeral.
Urine – The opposite of being out.
Dust – Mud without the juice.
Impotence – No hard feelings
Adorable – The button you push when you arrive at someone’s home.
Kidnap – What children do when they are tired.
Pharmacist – Someone who helps out on the farm.
Clothes Dryer – Sock eating machine.
Derange – what she should be cooking dinner on.
Yawn – The only time a …