Pillsbury Dough Boy Dies At Age 71
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes 
in the belly.
He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess
Twinkies and Captain Crunch.
The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemi
ma delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven.
He is also survived by his elderly father Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Ow my stomach, the puns, they are too powerful.
Saw this awhile ago, but it’s HILARIOUS! Especially the crusty old man part. Lmao.
71 years old you say? I’m sure Pillsbury will ‘turnover’ in his grave when Play Dough goes on the “Maury” show!
Clever
Oh, you’re just pun-believable!
It’s Pun-tastic!
I REALLY NEVER DID GET THE DOUGH’S DEAL IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN….ALL I COUL THINK OF IS JUST MAKING HIM FLAT…SORRY IT’S ONE OF DEALS…LOL
I understand the Keebler Elves were also . . . on hand.
ED, are you fucked up?
You are right.
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HEHEHE, LOL…This is hilarious! Laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes.
I read this for a speech class as a freshmen in High School. We were aloud to pick what we read
Hey. One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.
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The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
it made my organs tingle the way organs tingle when they’re tingling.
My first thought was that this was a ‘half baked’ idea. Mind you, I used to find Pilsbury a bit of a ‘crusty’ character, who on occasions showed traits that made me believe that he was a ‘few sandwiches short of a picnic!!’
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