Nothing says I know about your skid marks like the Fanny Floss gift.   Just not a good idea. 

While cleaning his ass with Fanny Floss isn’t a good idea, cleaning the other side is a must have for any dad!  Now “good loving” is only a quick hot shower away.

Don’t ever buy him socks. EVER!  I mean look at this poor dad.  All the years of your shit, and you get him socks?!

Nothing will wake him up faster than a Pole Dancing Alarm Clock.  Sure he’ll hit the snooze button a few times. (only because it’s fun to watch it over and over again) Don’t ever make us dinner for Father’s Day, unless it’s a “MAN” meal.  This “work all day” for a girly plant dinner…  Hell no!

Now that’s how you make a “MAN” meal!   This is a must have for any Dad.

Words can not describe how bad it gets when women try to buy men tools.  They’ll buy the cutest, most “crafty” tools they can find.  Don’t ever buy a man his tools.  Let him get his own.  We don’t go and buy your “women” products.  Don’t buy us our “man” products.

This is by far the COOLEST thing you could ever get for any father.   It has it all!  It’s entertaining, sporty, and it lets us enjoy our “alone” time.  Number one Dad gift of all time!