First let me start by saying, I’m not a chef, or even someone who knows a lot about cooking.  However, I know one thing for sure.  Everything tastes better with bacon  (write that down).

Take shrimp for example.  Not my favorite thing in the world to eat.   However add bacon, and BAMN!  Suddenly, shrimp has sex appeal!   Stuff that same bacon wrapped shrimp with cheese…

…You my friend, will be some kind of kitchen king! (or queen)

First, get some Jumbo shrimp.  Not the little shrimp.  This is a man meal, …

Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
You make over $250,000 and still can’t afford a house.
You take a bus and are shocked at 2 people carrying on a conversation in English.
Your child’s 3rd grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze.
You can’t remember…is pot illegal?
A really great parking space can move you to tears.
Gas cost 75 cents per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You barely notice.

You pass an …

Childbirth
The baby was coming way too fast so the paramedics were called. To make it worse, when they arrived, there was a power outage. The paramedics asked the four year old sister to hold the flashlight for them.
Despite the difficulties, all went well and the mother delivered a baby boy. The paramedic smacked him on the behind and he began to cry.
Looking over at the wide eyed little girl, the paramedic asked her what she thought about what she had just witnessed. She said, “That naughty boy should have never …

Off duty firefighters rushed into a burning SUV and saved the life of a 4 year old boy who was trapped burning in his seat-belt, the boy’s doctor said during a press conference.    “The burns on the boys body indicate to me that this was a very hot fire, and this poor boy was in direct contact with it.Â
Jason Lepkowski was driving down the street, when a car crashed and burst into flames.  He parked quickly and ran over to see if he could help.   Seeing that there were …