Articles Archive for September 2009
Humor, featured »
Hilarious, short conversation held between a U.S. Immigration Officer at Miami International Airport and an incoming passenger, Batman.
Immigration Officer: Your name, please?
Passenger : Batman.
Immigration Officer: What’s your real name?
Passenger: My name is Bat-man.
Immigration Officer: Are you trying to be funny? What’s your surname?
Passenger: Superman.
Immigration Officer: So you’re telling me your name is Batman Superman?
Passenger: Yes.
Immigration Officer [calling over to Passport Security]: Hey, arrest this guy…
…SEE PICTURE BELOW.
Headline, Random Writings »
Visiting your In-laws can be a bit intimidating. It’s a lot like meeting a dangerous Out-law, the only difference is (usually) the In-laws aren’t wanted. Here are a couple of simple ways to survive your encounter with the In-laws.
1. Remain calm! In-laws are a lot like vicious animals and can smell fear. Your best bet is to have have tasty treats to offer the would be predators. The theory behind this approach is if they have their mouths full they can’t be talking about you or your spouse. (or in …

