Photo taken by Jason Grow
This is a picture of John O’Leary and Stephanie Carpluk.   Stephanie is a 19 year old manager in training at the Golden Nozzle car wash in Easthampton, Massachusetts.  John, is what many would refer to as an angel among us.

Stephanie was working alone, when John pulled into the car wash.  Stephanie took his money and John proceeded to drive his car up onto the rack.  He put his Chevy in park and let the car wash, do it’s thing.

It was a rather cold February …

If you get a stomach ache, it won’t last nine months.

If you wear a chicken suit, no one thinks you’re kinky.

The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.

They won’t think you’re a whore if you do the entire neighborhood.

You are guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.

It’s o.k. if you call your neighbors wife, an ugly witch.

It doesn’t matter if the kids hear you moaning.

You don’t have to compliment the person who gives you some.

It’s o.k. if you only have a “fun size” treat to …

It doesn’t matter if your geek is a dude or a chick.  Whisper these Star Wars Quotes and you’ll have them turning to the dark side in no time.

“Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”

“She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.”

“I have felt him, master.”

“Look at the size of that thing!”

“Back door, huh? Good idea!”

“Put that thing away before you get us all killed!”

“Get in …

After looking through thousands of pictures to bring you the very best oh shit moments, we find ourselves on our tenth edition.   We just wanted to say thanks for all the comments, we have enjoyed most of them.  (Especially the “photoshop experts” who can actually see the pixel difference on their old, Cheeto stained monitors. )

For more “Oh Shit Moments” click here.

We’ve all heard the stories about someone posting something we think as, weird or a bit strange.  Then to our surprise IT ACTUALLY SELLS!   Not just for a few bucks but for insane amounts of money.   Then we start getting ideas like selling our imaginary friends on Ebay, or a ghost we happen to catch in a jar.  (Both of which we’re not only auctioned, but sold on Ebay)

Here is our top ten strangest things ever sold on Ebay.  (feel free to leave comments about stranger things that you …

1.  Find a scrap piece of 2×4 laying around. Hell, cut into the wall of your step child’s room and saw one out if you have to.
2.  Cut a 45 degree angled at either end. Roughly 8 inches apart.
3.  Drill a hole at one end of your wine holder.
DONE!
If you want to really impress the neighbors and get all fancy, feel free to sand and stain your little conversation piece.