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14 October 2009 16 Comments

Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!

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Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.


The word “gymnasium” comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means “to exercise naked.”


The greatest recorded number of children one mother had was 69 children.


Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.


An adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum.


In India it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitute than buy a condom!


The “normal” person spends 600 hours having sex between the ages of 20 and 70.

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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Americans spend twice as much money on porn than they do on cookies.


Condoms exposed to smog and ozone are 25% less effective.


The word, “Hockey” is Archaic slang for “semen.”


People who chew a lot of ice have a higher sex drive.


Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don’t.


The Ramses brand condom is named after the great Phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.


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25% of women think money makes a man sexier.


The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.


85% of men who die of heart-attacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.


Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day.


For every ‘normal’ webpage, there are five porn pages.




16 Comments »

  • Travis said:

    Never knew it was 10 times safer than valium… lol, it’s quite understandable as to why though.

  • Bouncerman said:

    “Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day.” … what about the others?

  • king said:

    not safer, more effective.

  • Joe Pike said:

    They said effective, not safer.

  • Nicole said:

    I have to say, I’m from Liverpool, and I have never ever seen a topless sales woman in a tropical fish store!! lol

  • BlankJebusl said:

    People who chew a lot of ice have a higher sex drive…i didn’t know that.

  • kpt_haase said:

    well, have you ever been to a tropical fish store, hm?

  • carstan said:

    the ice thing is so wrong my boyfriend never goes without ice but he sure can go without sex.

  • Susan said:

    carstan, keep an eye on him. The ice thing might be true. My ex-husband always had ice. I thought he just was never into sex either. I was wrong, he was, just not with me. But I got the house, and a new man, who doesn’t eat ice, but enjoys a lot of me. hehe

  • sparkalarkis said:

    i liked everything i just read…..go rats, making us humans looks like impotent old men…

  • zizzyzezzy said:

    “Americans spend twice as much money on porn than they do on cookies”- They’d save alot of money in the long run if they just baught a computer. Then they could masterbate to free porn all the like….hahaha.

    “The greatest recorded number of children one mother had was 69 children.” Yeah, & she was Russian. They had this on msn before. Poor lady having to care for 69 kids, not counting her husband….*LOL* Could build you’re own mini-sweat shop w/ that many kids…*LOL*

    “Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.”- In certain European countries(France being 1 of them I think) the weather woman strips while telling you the weather.

    “The word, “Hockey” is Archaic slang for “semen.””- So now instead of saying “he’s going to play hokey”, we can say “he’s going to play semen/sperm”, and still be correct? Intresting, interesting…

    “In India it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitute than buy a condom!”- Man….they must not be very good. They must suck but, not in the good way….

  • Lord Hamster IV said:

    Some of those facts have to be wrong, in fact porn is under 1 percent of the internet

  • lol said:

    Lord hamster your retarded porn makes up 80% of the internet do your research instead of guess, and yes almost all of those facts are true. Not EVERYBODY is the same fuckin remember that people this is for the AVERAGE JOE

  • Skeptic said:

    Sources please! These “facts” are quite amusing, yes, but are we just supposed to take these at face value without any proof?

  • Max said:

    @skeptic - I was a bit hesitant also to believe, but unlike a lot of lazy people, I googled the three facts that I was finding hard to believe. They were all true, according to what I found on google.

    I think it’s funny when people find something hard to believe these days they automatically criticize or tell the world it’s false without even looking for themselves. I mean this site isn’t your mother, it’s not going to just spoon feed you for life. At some point you need to get off the tit, so-ta-speak.

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