I don’t like it when you scream my name, stop it!  (Later that night, you ask daddy to scream your name)

Don’t play with or chew on the cucumbers!  (If only they knew, that is mommy’s little  “Man Pickle”)

Don’t yell at your brother! (Three minutes later, you end up yelling at his brother)

We don’t ever hit people!  Hitting is wrong!  (Later that night while daddy is screaming your name you tell him to “Hit that ass!”)

The police man is our friend.  (Until he tries to ticket you for doing 58 mph in a 55)

Don’t ever smoke, or drink, its bad for you.  (After daddy is done “hitting that ass” and screaming your name, you light up and tell him to pour you some more wine)

Don’t ever look at me like you want to hurt me, I’m the parent!  (As you stare him down like a hungry wolf stares down his prey)

Clean your room!  (As the pile of dirty clothes is reaching epic proportions in your room, and 90% of the drinking glasses are on your night stand)

No, you can’t go out on a date!  (Because you need to stay home and watch your other brother and sister while mommy and I go out)

Grandma and Grandpa are so much fun!  You’re going to have a blast!  (Yea, that’s why you moved away from them and only call them to see if they want to take the kids)