Putting up Christmas lights these days doesn’t have to be seen from space.   Sometimes it’s the simple, inexpensive displays that really get the neighborhood talking.

We all have that annoying neighbor that is out there the day after Thanksgiving.  You saw him a week earlier, ploting, mapping, drawing diagrams up, so he knows exactly if it’s all going to fit this year.  Dito…      With one word and a fraction of the time or effort, you’ve silenced him.  You are now the talk of the neighborhood.

Wanna piss off your Peta loving neighbors?   Hang Rudolf from the rafters.  That should do it…

There are some things you need to keep in mind when trying to display and celebrate your religious holiday.  If you want to put Christmas lights on a cross, in celebration of your faith, and the birth of our lord.  You might want to use multi-colored lights.   Other-wise you might look like some racial KKK member, with a burning cross.

Don’t have a lot of time to put up lights this year?  Have a limited budget to spend?  Try one Santa, and a 15′ string of lights.  Classy…

Are you a Scroodge?  Hate the holidays?  Yet you have that nagging wife (or husband) who feels you should at least attempt to make the house a little more Jolly.   Let her (or him) know, “sure baby, I’ll but a sting of lights up this year.  I promise…”

Lastly, I did manage to find a home that was done up the way we like.  The type of house that gets us out driving the neighborhoods, saying, “ooooh” and “awe…”