Why Women Live Longer Than Men
9 December 2009
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A recent UCLA study indicates that women may live longer than men because they deal with stress differently. According to the study, the body, when it is stressed, triggers a hormone called oxytocin that causes the ‘fight or flight’ response in men. But in women, high estrogen levels may dull the hormone’s effects and produce a ‘tend or befriend’ response, an urge to cultivate social ties. And this less confrontational response may lower blood pressure, thus reducing the risk of disease.
That is one theory. I submit the following as photographic evidence to yet another theory…
However, let me enter one final theory why men die before their women….
…because they want too.
haha, that’s awesome
This is so true
Implying women can’t do those things? or just that men are stupid?
Hey Jackie,
Go make me a sammich.
no jackie, it’s because everyone expects men to do 1/ more than they should. 2/ push themselves beyond their normal endurance. 3/ yes! do dangerous stuff to help others be safe. 4/ deal with women’s never ending insanity.
Women live longer than men only to be contrary…
“no jackie, it’s because everyone expects men to do more than they should….” No, it’s b/c they do stuff, and alot of it….they have no buisness doing. Sometimes it makes them feel more manly to do it themselves, and other times they do it b/c the wanna save money even when they haven’t a clue that they’re doing (as esp. seen in the lader pic). They often do $hit to save paying someone to do it, and to shut their girl up about it who says “either do it, or I’m hiring someone”, or b/c they might feel like a pu$$y letting their girl do such a traditionally manly job.
“4/ deal with women’s never ending insanity”- Men are far more insane than women. That’s why about 90% ppl in prison are of the male gender sweetheart. The only time your gender uses self-control is when it benfits you to do such (like you’re rewarded w/ pu$$y or food, much like a dog or child…), and even then alot of you can’t. I mean, how many chainsaw murders are women in comparison w/ men? *LOL* You think your the sane 1’s? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The guy standing around the dudes with hazmat suits on cracked me up.
Women live longer. They do it to spite us.
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