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Redneck Christmas

10 December 2009 5 Comments

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If your trailer was in the paper for, “must see” lights this year…

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If some of your Christmas decorations look like this…

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If your advent calendar is home made with beer in it…

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If your Holiday food has any of the following…

smack-dinnerred-neck-christmas-3If your towns Christmas tree is sitting in the back of Tim Sanders Roofing truck…

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If your Christmas tree has beer cans for ornaments…

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If you receive a Fire Alarm, crayons or a cat carrier for Christmas that look like these…

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If your sweetheart wants to go on a motor cycle ride to look at lights…

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And lastly, if your new bride can do this…

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You just might be havin’ Yer’ self a Redneck Christmas!




5 Comments »

  • Zanypickle said:

    Ah. Brings back memories. RIP Uncle Earl, and Uncle Cletus, and Uncle Junior (Dont’ ask, it was an epic Christmas!)

  • Here'syoursign said:

    lol, all of these are freaking hilarious. nice comment too.

  • Earl said:

    Takes me back to when my Uncle Dad pretended to be Santa Clause before he passed on to them pearly gates.

    Merry Christmas Ya’ll!

  • Mereology said:

    lmao!!!!! brilliant :)

  • Baby Sarcasm said:

    I must say that being from indiana and having actually seen some of these pics for real this was truely entertaining.

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