You have seen kids eat some weird things. It doesn’t seem to bother them. Some of the little snots even seem to enjoy it. Picking up that dried piece of cat turd out of the litter box (sometimes they even smell it first, I mean why?) then without hesitation or regret they begin to suckle it like it was the last piece of tootsie roll and they were the lucky little lotto winner to get it. By the time you catch them they have that “just ate a box of oreo’s” look in their teeth, and a big ol’ grin that leaves you to believe that they are enjoying it.

Now here’s where it gets confusing… When you go to feed them food. I mean like actual, “gonna make you grow big and strong” food. They turn there head and actually say,  “ewe, I don’t like that.” ARE YOU FREAKIN’ KIDDING ME?!? You just ate a tootsie turd and you are turning down applesauce?!?!