You ever read a headline that just didn’t seem right?  Usually it’s because you have a dirty little mind.  For example say a story runs that says, “Cops capture prized cock.”  C’mon, you’re not thinking farmer Bill just lost his rooster.  You’re thinkin’ cops just raided an underground porn industry and their prized “prop” got taken into custody. We can’t help it.   Our inner child is a dirty little bastard, with dirty little bastard thoughts.   He’s what makes reality so much fun…

Why does this make the news?   I remember when a cool million would get you fingered.

I want to know how many fish died before they figured that mystery out.

What?   But how could that be?   I bet the same FEDs that did the fishy/water study, were behind this little study.

Regret is a real bitch to live with.   Poor kid.

Note to self:  camouflage paint works.

I want to know what they were expecting to find?

I wish I had $250,000 dollars to let people know I was poor.

You know how I know he’s gay?

I’d add marshmellows and chocolate to mine.   You know, for flavor.