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Two-Cents

4 January 2010 No Comment

I am a proud father of a 13 year old young lady.   When she asked me for money, I offered her my two-cents.

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*Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is being brought to you by a train.


*Judge people all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself.


*Be the dreamer that never quits.


*Don’t trust a man who’s favorite book is a checkbook.


*Make sure you don’t ever feel like it’s a “woman’s job” to do all the housework.  No man       ever married, or loved a woman because she knew how to handle a vacuum.


*Don’t ever get your hopes up, that you will change a man.   Unless you work in a nursing home and he’s in diapers.


*Remember, you are usually known by the company you keep.

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*Sadly, all men ARE created equal.


*Find something you enjoying doing and you’ll never work a day in your life.


*Don’t hoochify your beauty.


*You will be as happy as you make up your mind to be.


*We can’t all be stars, but we can all shine.


*If you take care of your character,  your reputation will take care of itself.


*It’s your choice not chance that will determine your destiny.


*Do one thing at a time, with excellence.


*An arrow can only move forward after you’ve pulled it backwards.  You will only know happiness after you’ve face difficulties.   Don’t fear your setbacks, embrace them, work through them and be ready to soar.

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*Any hatred that comes from you, will someday find it’s way back to you.


*Don’t ever worry when you can pray.


*It’s only a mistake if you don’t learn from it.


*If you ever have a boyfriend that walks out on you, make sure to shut the door behind him.


I hope she finds value in my two-cents.




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