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6 January 2010 3 Comments

If you prayed to God to stop the coming of the “NEW STUMBLEUPON” then felt genuinely betrayed when it came all the same, you spend entirely to much time on Stumble.

If your glasses have a computer screen burned into them, you need to stop Stumbling.

If you wake up in the morning with keyboard squares on the side of your face, you need to stop stumbling and sleep in your damn bed.

If you have ever whispered the words, “I can’t quit you” to your Stumble button.

If you don’t know the sex of three of your closest friends because their Stumble screen names aren’t gender specific, you need help!

If you are late for more than 5 things a week, (example – dinner, work, school, friends funeral…) you need a strong family to show you the meaning of intervention.

If your friends and family look for your “online status” to get in touch with you, Stumbling is slowly killing you.

If you wonder how your internet provider can call, 600 hours a month, “unlimited service”, you really should seek professional help.

Now send this to 5 of your closest Stumble “subscribers” (A.K.A. Best Friends Forever) asking for help. You know you need it. I’m no Dr. Phil, but I feel we’ve made a real break-through here.

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Stumbler said:

When I broke up with my boyfriend, one of the reasons was he hated how much time I spent Stumbling. I created him a page, but he said it was dumb…

…I knew right then and there he wasn’t the guy for me. Not because he wouldn’t Stumble, but because he failed to take into consideration my wants and needs. Oh and he had an unusually small penis.

# 7 January 2010 at %I:%M %p

Stumbler2 said:

i found it funny that i stumbled to this page. maybe i do stumble to much. but when i read Stumbler’s post. i came to realise, there is no such thing as to much stumbling. only that there are those that dont stumble enough. and those that try making witty stories about them being a girl with a boyfriend that dumped them. when they are probably some bored dude at home with nothing else to do but stumble and post stupid coments…

fuck… like me… i need a life.

# 9 January 2010 at %I:%M %p

Neva Flores (Hervigil) said:

I am so guilty!!!!

# 12 January 2010 at %I:%M %p

You Need To Stop Stumbling If…

If you prayed to God to stop the coming of the “NEW STUMBLEUPON” then felt genuinely betrayed when it came all the same, you spend entirely to much time on Stumble.

If your glasses have a computer screen burned into them, you need to stop Stumbling.

If you wake up in the morning with keyboard squares on the side of your face, you need to stop stumbling and sleep in your damn bed.

If you have ever whispered the words, “I can’t quit you” to your Stumble button.

If you don’t know the sex of three of your closest friends because their Stumble screen names aren’t gender specific, you need help!

If you are late for more than 5 things a week, (example – dinner, work, school, friends funeral…) you need a strong family to show you the meaning of intervention.

If your friends and family look for your “online status” to get in touch with you, Stumbling is slowly killing you.

If you wonder how your internet provider can call, 600 hours a month, “unlimited service”, you really should seek professional help.

Now send this to 5 of your closest Stumble “subscribers” (A.K.A. Best Friends Forever) asking for help. You know you need it. I’m no Dr. Phil, but I feel we’ve made a real break-through here.

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