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Top Ten Things Yoda Says In Bed

16 January 2010 One Comment

10. “Ahhh! Yoda’s little friend you seek!”


9.  “Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must.”

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8.  “Feel the force!”


7.  “Foreplay, cuddling – a Jedi craves not these things.”


6.  “Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!”


5.  “Do me or do me not – there is no try.”


4.  “Early must I rise. Leave now you must!”


3.  “Happens to every guy sometimes this does.”


2.  “When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmm?”


1. “Who’s your Jedi master? WHO’S your Jedi Master?”




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