Ever watch a 3 year old eat nachos?  They have that look, like when they take a crap for the first time.   Pure fear and focus.

I thought adding one thing to Little Dude’s nachos would help him relax and let him enjoy what is quite possibly the greatest treat ever.  Bacon Nachos.

Turns out he wasn’t impressed.  In fact when I glanced over, he was starring at one particular chip with the most confused look his little face could produce.

I asked him what he was thinking.  He turned kinda red when he saw that I had seen him, he smiled big, as I asked him again, “what-cha thinking?”

“I think my nacho has a doodle.”  (doodle, is 3 year old talk for penis), while pointing to a rogue piece of cheese hanging from the bottom corner of his chip.   Then without hesitation or regret, he ate that doodle, then proceeded to check every other chip for possible doodles.

It was then I learned that you will never impress a kid.  I mean how do you impress someone who is seeing everything for the first time?  Not even the all-mighty bacon can do that.

P.S.  The nachos were bad ass.