I bet he did.  I’d even lay odds that “kinky Katherine” liked it.

Now that is funny!  That is how you put smiles on people’s faces long after you’re gone.

Why would the neighbor kid want to wok a 14 year old dog when he could wok a nice, lean, fresh from the street, ready to eat, what a f_cking treat,  young dog?  Crazy Neighbor kids.

Sucks to be him.

Well slap my ass and call me Pinky!  There he is.

I think if you can’t remember the name, it’s best just to leave it blank.

Reason #12 to change your name.  Do you really want people to know that you were a Dumbfart?

WHAT??  That stuff can kill you?  Wow, suddenly I feel lucky to be alive.

I have a sneaky suspicion this guy was looking forward to death.  Good for him.  I hope they honored his last wishes.

Sad to say, but this will soon be the most requested tombstone of all time.