The following jobs have actual names, I for one have no idea what they are, so please bare with me while I make up names for them.   You think you’ve had a worse job?  Feel free to leave a comment telling us about it.

What can I say about the “Porno Movie Theater Janitor?”  He’s probably the only guy who can honestly say, “I’ve seen worse,”   when shown photos of some inner-species erotica show involving a tubby little midget and a three legged dog named tri-pod.

Next we have the “Turd Busters.”  Go get em’ boys.

Then we have “Elephant Shit Inspector”  If it doesn’t come to them, they go and get it.  At-a-boy, inspector!

That brings us to our next job.  “Semen Go Getter Guy.”  (or gal)  When it comes to what needs to be done, trust me, they’ve got a firm grip on the task in hand.   (pun in progress)

Ever feel like a target at work?  Literally…

Lastly, don’t assume all jobs are for humans.  In the wild, someone’s got to be the one to cross the river first.   Hoo-Raw River Ranger.