Every day, over 1,300 babies are born prematurely in the USA.  (If you ain’t first, your last, ya know?  America, FUCK YEA!)

People have been known to drink the urine of pregnant women to build up their immune system.  (and she’s o.k. with this?  All the women I know would take drinking her Urine as a “warning sign.”)

The sperm count of an average American male compared to thirty years ago is down thirty percent.  (Say, that is good news.   30% better chance the “Pull out and pray method” will actually work.)

The average amount of time spent kissing for a person in a lifetime is 20,160 minutes.  (Define average…)

The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.  (Why in the hell would they even try that?  I mean, of course it would work.  Good luck getting her to want some of Daddy’s sweet lovin after he smeared shit all over her.  Crocodile or not.)

The average adult has approximately six pounds of skin.

In one day, adult lungs move about 10,000 liters of air.

The condom made originally of linen was invented in the early 1500’s. Casanova, the womanizer, used linen condoms.

Sex burns about 70-120 calories for a 130 pound woman, and 77 to 155 calories for a 170 pound man every hour.

During pregnancy, the average woman’s uterus expands up to five hundred times its normal size.  (I had a little toy turtle that did the same thing when you got it wet.)

Impotence is grounds for divorce in 26 U.S. states.  (and a lucky son-of-a-bitch in the other 24 states.)

There are approximately 45 billion fat cells in an average adult.  (Wow, I wonder what the street value of a fat cell is?)

Kissing can aid in reducing tooth decay. This is because the extra saliva helps in keeping the mouth clean.

During the female orgasm, endorphines are released, which are powerful painkillers. So headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.  (I freaking knew it!  Oh she’s in trouble tonight.)

During World War II, condoms were used to cover rifle barrels from being damaged by salt water as the soldiers swam to shore.  (Wonder if they provided any “protection” if the gun accidentally went off when things got exciting?)

May babies are on avearge 200 grams heavier than babies born in other months.  (It’s from all the easter candy She says she didn’t steal from the other kid’s easter baskets.)

When a woman is pregnant, her senses are all heightened.  (Pregnant or not, women scare me)