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Dog’s are loyal.
You can train a dog.
Dogs can lick their own balls.
Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
Dogs don’t correct your stories.
Middle-aged dogs don’t feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.
Dogs are willing to sleep on a rug and fetch on command.
You can put a dog in a crate when you don’t feel like having it around.
Dogs feel guilt when they’ve done something wrong.
Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important …

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The following story is a heart warming story about a little girl and a construction crew.   Stories like this remind you of the goodness in people, gives you hope for the human race.

A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a home on the empty lot.

The young family had a 5 year old little girl, who of course took an interest in what was going on next door.   She began hanging around the construction site.  …

Let’s face it, things are just more fun at night.   Signs are no exception.  If you were to walk by anyone of these signs during the day, they would appear to be normal.   However, when the lights, go down, in the city.  And the sun sets on the bay-hey.  I wanna be there, in this city, where the words on the signs, are grey-hey…   (Darn song is stuck in my head now.)

After every flight, FedEx pilots fill out a form, known as “Grip Sheets.”  The grip sheets help FedEx pilots relay any problems they might have had with the aircraft during that particular flight.

The following are actual problems reported by the pilots (marked as “P”) and the solutions to each problem (marked by “S”)  by the FedEx mechanics.  (The FedEx mechanics know how to have a good time)

P – Number 3 engine missing.
S – Number 3 engine found on right wing, after a very brief search.

P – Aircraft handled funny.
S – …

The body of Pacman was found this morning by his wife, Mrs. PacMan.  However rumors are starting to circulate that she might have played a role in  the sudden and unexpected death of the Video Game Superstar.

If you remember, last month a photo surfaced in the National Gaming News Magazine of Mrs. PacMan’s heated affair with Inky, a ghost that kept no secret about his hatred towards Mr. PacMan.   Investigators are not saying if Inky played a role in the death of the gaming superstar, or even if Mrs. …