Top Ten Things That Piss Me Off

17 February 2010 5 Comments

When people say. “life is short.” What? Um, no it isn’t. It’s the longest damn thing they’ll ever do. Bus Stop

When I am waiting in line for the bus and some idiot asks, “hey did the bus come yet?” “Yes, and I decided to stay here and let you know that you missed it.”

Un-sweetened chocolate. Why? Why the hell would they do that? Some cruel joke? It doesn’t matter, just stop making it that way!

Small dogs. Nothing more needs to be said. Fucking small dogs. passwords

I can go weeks without having to log in to anything. The wonders of computer magic. It usually remembers my passwords for me. Then out of the blue. It forgets. Damn it! I don’t remember!

Trying to suppress a sneeze when you have diarrhea.

People that love the classics. Things that have stood the test of time. Like old cars, classic music, grandma, or even an old fishing hat can be called a classic. It pisses me off when people refer to things as “Instant classics.” Do they even know what the hell classic means? Annoying cats

It pisses me off that anytime I sit down to eat a meal. My two cats think they have to shit. One paws at the dried turds when I eat breakfast, then drops off a load. Then at dinner the other one is playing with the morning turd while looking at me, as if saying “try to eat now.” I’ve even tried changing the times I eat. I have found it doesn’t matter if I eat dinner at 2 a.m. or 7 p.m.

People who get mad when driving. They are yelling and calling everyone assholes. Saying things like, “learn to drive asshole!!” Road-rage, makes me want to t-bone his ass into a guard rail.

People who baby talk to their pets. Animals don’t speak the language and they certainly don’t give a crap if you are mommy and you’re going to wash their wittle bitty baby bum.

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5 Comments »

Janette said:

You are so completely hilarious! This is great!

# 23 February 2010 at %I:%M %p

Lo said:

I love your post!…..but animals do respond to persons tone a voice

# 23 February 2010 at %I:%M %p

wheel said:

what pisses me off is no matter what just happen some a-hole will ask are you OK?

# 24 February 2010 at %I:%M %p

Neeko said:

Small dogs. I hate them too. HIGH FIVE!

# 10 March 2010 at %I:%M %p

Angry at the irony of life. said:

What pisses me off is when you are about to move out and the damn ashtray tips over on it’s own dumping a pound of ash on the freshly vacuumed carpet when your vacuum may as well be 5 billion light-years away on the event horizon of the distant universe, thank God for making my life wonderful! And no, I will not stop smoking, in fact I will smoke even more cigarettes to compensate for the BS factor of the angering event.

# 27 March 2010 at %I:%M %p