Proof Men Are Not Dogs
Dog’s are loyal.
You can train a dog.
Dogs can lick their own balls.
Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
Dogs don’t correct your stories.
Middle-aged dogs don’t feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.
Dogs are willing to sleep on a rug and fetch on command.
You can put a dog in a crate when you don’t feel like having it around.
Dogs feel guilt when they’ve done something wrong.
Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you’re together.
Dogs obsess about you as much as you obsess about them.
Dogs don’t care how you dress.
Dogs love it when your friends come over.
The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK, the *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there’s a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives it to you.)
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You can tell a women who just broke up with her boyfriend wrote this…LOL
Dogs is written correctly throughout the whole passage, except for the first line. I think this error probably should be fixed before the Knights of the GCAA (Grammer Cavaliers And Associates) report you for this audacity. Thank You
I thought I was bitter after me and my ex broke up! Anyways you have inspired me to look for a pet instead of a soul-mate.
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