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20 Reasons Reality Is Funnier Than Fiction

5 March 2010 33 Comments

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33 Comments »

  • Charles Stover said:

    I’m not sure how I’ve never seen any of those before. I have a huge collection of such newspaper clippings. :)

  • Steve said:

    I’ve seen most of these before, but the thought of someone calling their cat “Help” makes me laugh every time :)

  • Ernie said:

    I’m high as a kite right now, and I spent the past ten minutes reading these, laughing at each one. Thank you, sir, for the good read. =D

  • Justin said:

    hahahaha the hairobert one is from my city haha

  • Cynthia said:

    These are great! hahahaha

  • dammitdao said:

    I wonder if the old voiceover actor under the search for a hulahooping yardworker ever got his “impressive” cane…..I really want him to have one for some reason.

  • Boxcar-Hobo said:

    Thanks for the laughs.

  • Chelsea said:

    I love how one of these is from where I live. Go Davenport!

  • roosterk said:

    Sweet!

  • Sandy said:

    Made my day–I needed a laugh!

  • Alex said:

    HAHA, it’s always nice when you see your hometown make it onto a list! NUMBER 12 BABY!

  • Tracy said:

    Hilarious! :D

  • kimcav said:

    mmm…8 day old turkey, you can eat it with your hardly used dentures :)

  • Katie said:

    Hahaha, I live near Edgewood. Thats awesome.

  • indie said:

    Speed Stalkers= Cherry Creek Spotlight, Denver Colorado. whoop whoop!

  • Megan said:

    For sure tonight’s forecast is dark, I would be worried otherwise.

  • James said:

    I could not stop laughing about the boy who shit the 8 point buck!

  • James said:

    It must of been pretty difficult to shit a deer.

  • Pete86901420 said:

    man Im fukien blitzzed rightnow.I was fukien readin these shitz and like rly got into it…but then they ended ..they wuz cool but ur collection is small..so therefore I must say it sux BaLLz yo!

  • unknownkadanth said:

    the cat thing was kinda funny. I had a friend once who named his dog(a reddish shepherd/golden retriever type thing)”Rouge” just so he could call it by going C’mere Rouge”. Yes, very poor taste I know…

  • Jessica said:

    HILARIOUS!! Laughed HARD at the one with the boy who “shit” the deer. GREATTT!

  • Li Nguyen said:

    So funny but it’s really concerning as to why they even get published in the first place.

  • Abby said:

    The guy reports his wife missing for 18 months. LOL. Afraid to report it sooner because they might find her and bring her back. TFF

  • Melissa said:

    This made my lunch hour! Thanks!

  • Ashley said:

    Omg Omg! The boy who “shit the deer”…That’s from where I live! LMAO!

  • Coach J said:

    “Tonight’s forecast: Dark. Remaining mostly dark tonight, turning to widely scattered light in the morning” George Carlin as Al Sleet, your hippy dippy weatherman.

  • Zach said:

    This site is great!

  • Bailshh said:

    Haha there was one of the these from my town once.. I live in appalachia so we name our mountains with very odd names. Our paper once said, “Lude acts commited on Chunky Gal”

  • Jenni said:

    Its weird to see something about Boise Idaho! That’s where I live :0

  • Greg said:

    HAHA, i remember the one about “how to legally kill someone” from my town. Thank you stumbleupon!!!

  • Eva Gallant said:

    OMG! I have been cracking up reading these! Wonderfully funny.
    Thanks so much for the belly laughs!

  • Tate said:

    I live pretty close to Davenport…maybe I should check out Eats and Sweets sometime lol

  • ThePwniousMonk said:

    My mom gets her hair cut at hairobert. we have a mug with that slogan on it.

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