C’mon, we all do it. We jump from website to website, using search engines, reddit, StumbleUpon, Digg or whatever. Why do we do it?

…Cause of shit like this!

This has to be the coolest wedding ever!   Touche’ Fate, Touche’.

The funniest part about this, is thinking about the confused look on the guys face when he returns to find his bike missing.   “How the hell?  Had to be work of a pro!  Damn it!  Just my luck.”

Sure everyone has heard the expression, “Think outside the box…”  Some actually take it to a new level, by pissing outside the box.

OH WAIT!  I know this one!  “…you can’t catch me, I’m the Ginger Bread MAN!”  (Sadly, this song will be in my head all day.  Damn you Internet!)

Oddly enough, I would buy this ticket…

…Then tell my brother I bought him a cruise.

Who knew that you could buy attachments for a cock?  Super-Cock, with wings.

Right now you’re thinkin’, “awe, he’s so cute…”   Wanna know what he’s thinking?  “Nothing beats a hot crack on a warm summer’s day.  uh, uh, uh…”  Squirrel or not, he’s a guy.

May the day never come…

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