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It’s Time To Enjoy Your Job

13 March 2010 No Comment

Do you sit on the edge of the bed when you wake up and ask yourself, “WTF am I doing?”  I was that guy once.   Then I decided to stop giving a damn and have a little fun.

(WARNING: may result in unemployment)

foaming-sugar

There isn’t much that will start your day off quite like your boss’s coffee over-flowing like a 3rd graders Volcano project.

piss-on-boss

Do you want a sense of satisfaction that can only come from pissing on your boss?  You need to pick up this Urinal Disc Picture Holder thingy.

talking-toilet-paper

You got something you’ve been dieing to tell your boss.  Record it here and let them know what you really think, in that moment when they have no choice but to sit and listen.

fake-peel-and-play

Slap one of these on that annoying loud-mouth secretary that always buys 3 Cheese burgers, 1 Large order of fries, a hot fudge sundae and a diet coke for lunch.  With any luck she will be so excited about her new found wealth, she just might quit.

shocking-pen

Wanna know who’s been steelin’ your pens?

feet-warmers

Lastly, kick off your uncomfortable shoes, plug this bad boy into your computer, play Tetris, Solitaire, or whatever to pass the time until someone notices and finally puts you out of your misery and fires you.


Like I said, I had several jobs that I never enjoyed.  Lucky for me, my old jobs didn’t have the same sense of humor I did.  Now here I am, sitting on my ass at home running this website.  I’ll leave you with this…


“…Find something you love doing and you’ll never work a day in your life.”


HAVE FUN!!

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