“Marriage is a like prison, but without the conjugal visits.”

After being married for 40 years, I turned and said to my wife, “Honey 40 years ago I was married to a hot young 21 year old, I had a small cheap apartment, I slept on a falling apart pull-out sofa and my car was held together by duct tape.

Now I have to sleep with a sagging 61 year old, but I have a $500,000 dollar home, a $70,000 dollar car and a bed so big we have to special order the sheets.  It would seem to me that you aren’t holding up your side of things.

To which she replied…

Go and get yourself a “hot 21 year old” and I promise you will have your small cheap apartment, a falling apart pull-out sofa and a car that is held together by duct tape.