This site’s name “baconbabble” has nothing to do with the articles, or the humorous ideas in them.   We just liked the words bacon and babble.  We were going to go with the name “rustybaconstrip” because it sounded cooler.  However, after learning that it is slang for “an old woman’s vagina” while it made us laugh our asses off, it wasn’t the image we were looking for.

Are you bored and wanting mindless entertainment?   Thank God you found this site…

…We‘re bored too, and have been waiting hours to be entertained.  We hope you pull up a chair and wait with us.  (Jon’s got checkers)  Just sayin.

For the short version of the “about us” section.  Only read the red words.