C’mon, we all do it. We jump from website to website, using search engines, reddit, StumbleUpon, Digg or whatever. Why do we do it?

…Cause of shit like this!

This has to be the coolest wedding ever!   Touche’ Fate, Touche’.

The funniest part about this, is thinking about the confused look on the guys face when he returns to find his bike missing.   “How the hell?  Had to be work of a pro!  Damn it!  Just my luck.”

Sure everyone has heard the expression, “Think outside the box…”  Some actually …

Advertisers try to tempt you with subliminally pleasing images, hoping that your subconscious, or inner child, is a dirty little bastard.  In most cases these days, they’re right.

So recently a friend sent me an article about why women ROCK.   (click here to view it)  I must admit it was actually quite factual.   However, being a good sport, I thought I would point out a few reasons BOYS ROCK…

1.  From birth, we know how to appreciate the finer things in life.

2.  We never stop appreciating those finer things…                   …EVER.

3.  Like MacGyver, we can build an airplane out of carboard, a laundry basket and duct tape.

4.  We are born with the natural gift of fixin’ shit.  It’s a …

Note to self:  You no longer have to blow yourself up to get 27 virgins.

O.k. to be honest, I’d pay to see that.

This could go down as the best soccer game ever!

Just in case you were wondering what that itchy feeling in your ass crack was while walking, they made you a sign.

Looks like the department of redundancy department is in the sign making business.  And brother, business is good.

I think it’s safe to say, they could probably take the word “Secret” off this sign.

Wait, what?  I hope there isn’t …

Dog’s are loyal.
You can train a dog.
Dogs can lick their own balls.
Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
Dogs don’t correct your stories.
Middle-aged dogs don’t feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.
Dogs are willing to sleep on a rug and fetch on command.
You can put a dog in a crate when you don’t feel like having it around.
Dogs feel guilt when they’ve done something wrong.
Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important …

Let’s face it, things are just more fun at night.   Signs are no exception.  If you were to walk by anyone of these signs during the day, they would appear to be normal.   However, when the lights, go down, in the city.  And the sun sets on the bay-hey.  I wanna be there, in this city, where the words on the signs, are grey-hey…   (Darn song is stuck in my head now.)

After every flight, FedEx pilots fill out a form, known as “Grip Sheets.”  The grip sheets help FedEx pilots relay any problems they might have had with the aircraft during that particular flight.

The following are actual problems reported by the pilots (marked as “P”) and the solutions to each problem (marked by “S”)  by the FedEx mechanics.  (The FedEx mechanics know how to have a good time)

P - Number 3 engine missing.
S - Number 3 engine found on right wing, after a very brief search.

P - Aircraft handled funny.
S - …

We’ve all seen them, those people who just can’t seem to get their car between the lines outlining the handicap parking space.    I for one have a rule, “Never park within 10 spaces from a handicap parking space.”  Because you just never know if someone is using stupidity as their disability.

And finally I thought, if we make handicap spots for disabled people, shouldn’t we make really obese people parking spots?