Advertisers try to tempt you with subliminally pleasing images, hoping that your subconscious, or inner child, is a dirty little bastard.  In most cases these days, they’re right.

Note to self:  You no longer have to blow yourself up to get 27 virgins.

O.k. to be honest, I’d pay to see that.

This could go down as the best soccer game ever!

Just in case you were wondering what that itchy feeling in your ass crack was while walking, they made you a sign.

Looks like the department of redundancy department is in the sign making business.  And brother, business is good.

I think it’s safe to say, they could probably take the word “Secret” off this sign.

Wait, what?  I hope there isn’t …

As a sea going mariner, Hanson Gregory of Maine U.S.A. was posed with a dilemma while sailing one night and about to bite into a delicious doughnut.  A fierce wind had sprung up and both of his hands were required for steering the ship, so what to do with the doughnut? After a quick glance at the ship’s wheel, he promptly stuck it onto one of the wheel spokes, thereby punching the center out.  After getting the ship under control and returning to his snack, he noted that the doughnut …

The following story is a heart warming story about a little girl and a construction crew.   Stories like this remind you of the goodness in people, gives you hope for the human race.

A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a home on the empty lot.

The young family had a 5 year old little girl, who of course took an interest in what was going on next door.   She began hanging around the construction site.  …

Let’s face it, things are just more fun at night.   Signs are no exception.  If you were to walk by anyone of these signs during the day, they would appear to be normal.   However, when the lights, go down, in the city.  And the sun sets on the bay-hey.  I wanna be there, in this city, where the words on the signs, are grey-hey…   (Darn song is stuck in my head now.)

The body of Pacman was found this morning by his wife, Mrs. PacMan.  However rumors are starting to circulate that she might have played a role in  the sudden and unexpected death of the Video Game Superstar.

If you remember, last month a photo surfaced in the National Gaming News Magazine of Mrs. PacMan’s heated affair with Inky, a ghost that kept no secret about his hatred towards Mr. PacMan.   Investigators are not saying if Inky played a role in the death of the gaming superstar, or even if Mrs. …

Let me start off by saying, the following maps are just JOKES. I’m a very proud American. But I will be the first to admit that my views of the rest of the world are a bit, well to be honest I have never been to any other country before (well Canada once, but that doesn’t count.) Haha, C’mon, i’m kidding!! Anyway, don’t take the following to seriously.

1. Opening a Jar -
You sit there and watch her struggle. She’s stubborn though… she runs it under hot water, taps it on the counter, calls it every name in the book. Then finally, like a beat dog, she lowers her head, slowly walks over to you holding the jar out as if to say, “Please dear God, struggle a little so I don’t feel so bad.” You take a firm grip, twist and pop goes the lid. You hand it back and say with a …

So we’ve all seen or read about a real badass.  Someone who looks fear in the eye and smiles.   More often than not, they are your modern day hero.   That person who tries to protect, no matter what the cost.

This story isn’t one of those.   I was sitting down for lunch, when I open the paper to see what was going on in the world.  When I came across this story that made my blood boil.  Let me tell you about three Un-badasses of the week.

It’s …