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[3 Aug 2010 | No Comment | ]
Top 10 Questions to Annoy People With

1.) If Mars had earthquakes, would they be called marsquakes?
2.) When lightning hits the ocean, why don’t all the fish die?
3.) Can you cry underwater?
4.) Why is there a light in the refrigerator but not in the freezer?
5.) Can crop circles be square?
6.) Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
7.) Is there ever a day when mattresses aren’t on sale?
8.) Why do people press harder on a remote control when they know the battery is dead?
9.) How do you know Humpty Dumpty is an egg when the nursery rhyme never said so?
10.) …

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[30 May 2010 | No Comment | ]
PC vs Mac

It’s a war that may never see peace.

Some people say animals have incredible instincts, if that’s the case I’d have to give 2 points to Mac.

However, if the majority of your followers are die hard fanatics that believe your PC stands for “Personal Crap.”   Awe hell, that’s kinda cool.  One more point to Mac for having unwavering fans.

Mac users say PC’s have problems…

PC users say Mac’s aren’t usable…   (Usable or not, that’s just bad ass.  6 points to Mac)

Don’t get me wrong, PC’s have incredible uses as …

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[23 May 2010 | One Comment | ]
Angels Among Us – The Robert Denton Story

Earlier this month I was introduced to a very special person.  (Well I was told about him.)  I was so moved by his circumstances and kindness that I wanted to share his story with any and everyone I could.   (to read that story, click here.)  He is a great cartoonist with  “Charcot Marie Tooth” or in medical terms, CMT 2C.  It is a type of muscular dystrophy.  He was in need of a wheel chair and thanks to so many people I am very happy to report that he …

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[10 May 2010 | One Comment | ]
Top Ten Reasons I’m A Land Lover

To be honest, it doesn’t matter if it was a piece of sea weed or a Great White Shark to brush by my leg while walking waist deep in the ocean.  The second I feel something funny touching me I immediately turn in my man card and scream like a little girl and run like Forest, Forest Gump.
10.  Viper Fish – His fangs are so large that they don’t fit inside of his mouth.  He kills his prey by swimming past them at high rates of speed, shanking them, prison …

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[9 May 2010 | 3 Comments | ]
Inspiring Story About Robert (Rob) Denton

I recently went to my twitter page to randomly connect with all the other twitts out there, when I came across a tweet from a fellow follower named FluffyUranus.  (I know the name cracks me up too) He mentioned about a man named Robert Denton.   A quadriplegic cartoonist.   After a few clicks I came across Robert’s blog.   I was immediately inspired.

Robert has a neural muscular disease which is a type of muscular dystrophy, which also severally affects his very artistic hands, yet he still finds a way …

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[12 Apr 2010 | No Comment | ]
12 Year Old Little Girl Is Our Bad Ass Of The Week

It’s not often that I come across a story that has me in total shock about the strength of a child.   A 12 year old little girl was kidnapped, raped, strangled and then buried in a shallow grave.   Yet still managed to claw her way free and report her attacker to police.

The following news story comes to you from the Jamaica Observer.    Taxi driver,Garsha Wilson from kingston, Jamaica is in custody now after taking a 12 year old girl from the Half-Way-Tree Transport center.    Garsha is now facing 5 …

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[22 Feb 2010 | 2 Comments | ]
PacMan Found Dead, At Age 30.

The body of Pacman was found this morning by his wife, Mrs. PacMan.  However rumors are starting to circulate that she might have played a role in  the sudden and unexpected death of the Video Game Superstar.

If you remember, last month a photo surfaced in the National Gaming News Magazine of Mrs. PacMan’s heated affair with Inky, a ghost that kept no secret about his hatred towards Mr. PacMan.   Investigators are not saying if Inky played a role in the death of the gaming superstar, or even if Mrs. …

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[11 Feb 2010 | 31 Comments | ]
The Un-Badass Of The Week

So we’ve all seen or read about a real badass.  Someone who looks fear in the eye and smiles.   More often than not, they are your modern day hero.   That person who tries to protect, no matter what the cost.

This story isn’t one of those.   I was sitting down for lunch, when I open the paper to see what was going on in the world.  When I came across this story that made my blood boil.  Let me tell you about three Un-badasses of the week.

It’s …

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[8 Feb 2010 | 14 Comments | ]
21 Week, Unborn Baby Holds Doctor’s hand

Please read this before scrolling down.

This is by far the most touching post I’ve had the pleasure of doing here on baconbabble. I literally stared at the following picture for about twenty minutes.   Please note: the picture is graphic and may not be suitable for everyone.

When surgeon Joseph Bruner went in to do surgery on 21 week old unborn baby named Samuel Alexander Armas, after he was diagnosed with Spina Bifida, he had no idea what was about to happen.  During the procedure, the doctor removed the uterus, …

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[17 Jan 2010 | 3 Comments | ]
Google Is Taking Over The World – Part Two

In part one of Google is taking over the world, we looked at the birth of Google.   This time we are going to show you Google from the year 2001 to present.

I was looking around on Google maps the other day, wondering how Google could get the pictures of people’s homes that they have.   It’s not your old “sky view” pictures, where you see the roofs of the homes.   It’s a straight on picture of your home.  It’s cool at first, I mean you type in anyone’s address and …